The moral to last week’s story is that you should vote for your favorite person no matter what. The reason Master P is still here? Because he’s always in the bottom two and his fans feel the need to save him. Poor Giselle Fernandez shouldn’t have been in danger to go home, but her fans didn’t think she was going to leave, so they didn’t vote in droves. Anyone remember Jasmine Trias from American Idol two years ago? Same deal. She was always ready to leave and her fans saved her. So just remember. Vote for Jerry and Stacy.
I now know why I’m a George Hamilton fan in this competition. It’s his facial reactions. He has great facials. Even better, he reprises his “Zorro The Gay Blade” costume. Maybe the best title for a movie ever. I’ve noticed that as we’ve gone through a couple weeks, he dances less and less and his partner dances more and more. I know he’s old, but I’m just saying. One of the judges said there needed to be blood on the dance floor. Michael Jackson was right.
I’m not sure why I’m putting this here, but I was looking for something and noticed that Tia Carrere had once filed for bankruptcy but was denied because the judge thought she just wanted to get out of her contract, whatever it was. That has nothing to do with her dancing tonight, but it was kind of boring, so I needed to fill this space with something. She is getting more comfortable with her outfit though as the slit in her dress goes very high up her thigh. She seems to be having a ball as well and I’m sure that permeates with both the judges and her fans.
The great Percy Miller is next and this is where I get to laugh. They just showed P’s partner Ashley in some jeans, and I’ll just say three words. Oh. My. Lord. They are dancing the pasa doble tonight and P is wearing a phat suit with a sweet fedora . But, he’s doing more walking than dancing. His partner is working for three men tonight. The judges are going to hate it so much, but the fans will vote tonight. He’s going to need it.
At least Stacy is next. There’s something about watching a graceful, beautiful woman dance that is hard to resist. Sometimes I fast forward through the boring dances, but not when Stacy is dancing. Another really good performance. The third judge said that she has the best legs he’s ever seen in the business and that she puts the foxy in the trot.
Nose Lachey is next with his version of the pasa doble. And they’re dancing to Thriller. He’s trying very hard to win me over. It’s not working. At least I get to see his eccentric partner. Nose should be banned from ever using Michael Jackson choreography ever again. And with the shirt he’s wearing tonight, it looks like he has no neck. Of course the judges love him. Biased!
Jerry has that look in his eyes. The same look the Cincinnatti Bengals saw when he broke Super Bowl records in early 1989. He’s a little stiff tonight, but he has so much charisma on that dance floor. It wasn’t his best performance, but neither was last week and he didn’t get the boot. But it was still technically better (at least to my eyes) than last week. Let’s hope he doesn’t get booted here. Come on Jerry!
I think Lisa Rinna is actually making herself relevant again being on this show. She’s showing off a very nice body even though I’m not fond of that hair. And she’s showing that she can dance. She’s not as graceful as Stacy, and not as elegant as Tia, but she’s holding her own.
If you’re voting on the dancing rather than who you want to save, Master P is a goner. He’s just not comparable. I’d say George Hamilton would be second worst. But I’m not sure either are going this week. If I were Tia or Lisa, I’d be worried because their fans might think they are safe. But, I wouldn’t be that upset, because that would mean Stacy and Jerry are still dancing. Since there were two Michael Jackson references in this show report, I’ll end with another one. Keep on dancin!