Sep 29 2006
Celebrity Duets: Week 5 (Final Part 2)
A funny thing happened tonight. There’s this thing called the Giants vs. Dodgers that is taking the time slot of what should be the Celebrity Duets final show. Any year in my life other than this year, I would’ve been happy to watch baseball. But not this year. I wanted my Celebrity Duets.
But, I did the next best thing and went to a website called Reality TV Magazine and read their write-up of the show. Though not as fun and caffeinated as mine, it does the job.
Here’s pretty much what happened in a nut shell:
- They brought all of the singers back which means I missed seeing Chris Jericho (Celebrity Duets Is Jericho)
- Little Richard jumps on the piano and sings Good Golly Miss Molly (Don’t tell me to shut up as this really happened)
- Marie picked Alfonso, Richard picked Hal, and Big Dave picked Lucy to win it all (Everyone but Marie must’ve smoked the reefer before the show)
- Hal sang “Running Away”, Lucy sang, “Tell Mama”, and Alfonso sang, “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” (It won’t Alfonso, it won’t)
- Wayne and Boyz II Men sang “End Of The Road” (I just know this was Lionel’s spot; he must’ve said no)
- Big Dave jumps on stage to play the piano while the singers all perform again (Now he is in Hal’s world)
- Hal is eliminated first (Jai Rodriguez must’ve started smiling right about here)
- Lucy is eliminated second making Alfonso Ribeiro the winner of Celebrity Duets
- Alfonso gives the $100,000 to the charity Fresh Start (I hope to the Dear Lord above that he busted out the Carlton dance here again)

Pop Ya Collar Like The Fonze
The only way I’m doing this again is if either Jerry Rice wants to show off his vocal skills or if Hulk Hogan himself wants to show off where Brooke got her singing voice. If none of that happens, I’m not blogging this show ever again. Wait, maybe if Cheech comes back …
Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone will watch this ever again. All of them singing together was like an outtake clip of American Idol…the type that everyone laughs about.
Well the right man won even though I still love me some Hal Sparks! (And Jericho when he isn’t singing.)
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