Happy Halloween!
The kids and I created a special pumpkin for Halloween. It’s not just any pumpkin. It’s The People’s Pumpkin. We carved (ok me), they drew pictures and listened to the Rock’s theme song for an hour and it was joyful.
Introducing to you, The People’s Pumpkin. Check out that wicked eye brow.
And for a special [...]
Halloween Pics
For the second Halloween weekend in a row, I went to a costume party in San Francisco. Last year, I was El Gran Luchador sans the mask, but this time, I was John Cena, the champ. (Eddy made fun of my shorts and he said they were capris. I thought they were gangster.) Eddy Zucko [...]
Jeremy Bruce/Chubby Bruce
I told this story to my kids last night and they cracked up so I’ll share it here.
When I was a junior in high school, the best player on my baseball team was Jeremy Bruce. Because of the complexion of his skin, his nickname was Wonder Bread given to him by the varsity basketball coach. [...]
Whatcha Gonna Do When Brooke Hogan’s Undiscovered Runs Wild On You?
This review was originally published on Epinions.com.
She’s the daughter of a Real American. She’s the daughter of a wrestling legend. She’s the daughter of someone with a lot of money. She’s the daughter of someone who wanted to create a television show with the sole idea of getting her a record deal. Now that should [...]
Hogan Knows Best Season Three: Episode 1
Since I have nothing to review of late and considering American Idol is still months away, it’s time to recap the greatest show ever on VH-1, Hogan Knows Best.
If you remember last year, they decided to buy a new house in Miami and they’re teasing that the Hulkster and his wife Linda are facing marital [...]
Fathers
With my father’s recent birthday, I started to think about what it takes to be a dad. I think about my childhood and how non-dramatic it was. There weren’t any huge crisises. I remember one time being in class and we had to draw what we feared. Lots of kids feared things that I didn’t [...]
The Mighty Birth of Erberto Jr.
If you haven’t read The Annihilation of Erberto before, I’d suggest you read that before you read this. It will give you a better outlook on Erberto Jr.
The death of Erberto Moran affected everyone who ever knew him. He didn’t have the proper funeral. What car wants to be picked up by a man in [...]
VH-1 Hip Hop Honors ‘06
Before I get started, shout out to C Tha OG who gave me a brand new banner. And yes, it gives me great feeling.
Last year I watched and blogged this show and had so much fun with it, that I decided to do it again. The show is a pretty sweet nod to those of [...]
WWE’s John Cena In The Marine: Get Ready To Suspend Disbelief
I originally wrote this review on Epinions.com.
Even though it feels like it based on the marketing of this movie, The Marine isn’t Vince McMahon’s first foray into film production. In 1989, McMahon and Hulk Hogan tag teamed to make a movie called No Holds Barred. It was B-movie film making at it’s finest. And though [...]
Double J’s Eyes
Other than raising his eyebrow, doing one armed push-ups, and rolling his eyes back so that you can only see the whites, Double J can pretty much do everything. He is very coordinated and can mimick things he sees very well.
Frustrated in his attempts to roll his eyes back so that you can only [...]