Well, I kind of predicted that one. But it wasn’t that hard of a prediction to make. Brandon can sing. But the dude was just boring. And his D.L. Hughley look wasn’t working for him. He was a nice guy, someone you kind of felt sorry for, but someone had to lose. And it was him.
Tonight my special guest judges will be my dear mother and my friend and yours, none other than Eddy Zucko. Zucko says that he’s ready to go and that it will be no retreat and no surrender for the Idols tonight. He’s going to tell it like it is. My dad just said that he is boycotting.

It’s Time For Zucko
Before we get to the show, here’s the hot list.
The Hot List
1. Melinda Doolittle – Still head and shoulders above the rest.
2. Lakisha Jones – Right where she needs to be.
3. Blake Lewis – Maybe as close to a step back as you can take without losing a spot.
4. Jordin Sparks (+3) – She’s very close to making this a three chick race.
5. Chris Richardson (-1) – Baby JT didn’t look very JT-esque last week.
6. Gina Glocksen (-1) – She needs a good week here.
7. Phillip Stacey (+3) – Much better than expected.
8. Chris Sleigh (-2) – Maybe not so much a dark horse anymore.
9. Stephanie Edwards (-1) – Maybe she needs to bust out more Beyonce.
10. Haley Scarnato – If Sanjaya continues to work the grinning magic, she may be done for.
11. Sanjaya Malakar – He’s simply the Teflon Don.
The Departed
1. Young Brandon Rogers
Since I’m at my parent’s house, we’re watching Idol in HD~! I get to see Ryno Seacrest in all his glory tonight. By the way, Sanjaya is morphing more and more into Michael Jackson. His sleeves are extra long made to look like gloves. And he’s smiling harder than ever. Melinda looks to be going last. She’s the clean-up hitter.
(By the way, where is Melinda’s neck? It looks like her head rests right on top of her shoulders. Remember on The Brady Bunch when Mike Brady was in court because one of his kids was in a car accident. The man in the car in front of them said that he had whiplash. Mike wasn’t convinced. In court, he dropped a briefcase, scaring the man causing him to turn his neck without pain, and thus proving that he didn’t have whiplash. Well, what would happen if someone dropped a briefcase behind Melinda? Would she would have to turn her entire body to see the briefcase?)
It’s British Invasion night and though I might not know all the song titles and while I don’t know Lulu very well, I’m going to give it my all. Even though my dad said he was boycotting, he just said Haley Scarnato looks like Nikki Cox from that Vegas show. I kind of agree, except for the body parts in which Nikki makes her money. She’s singing Tell Him and actually has so much more energy than last week and she’s showing off her legs. Eddy Zucko thinks that in order for her to get votes to stick around, she might have to take a page from Antonella’s book and simply get naked. It’s not a fantastic performance, but she is tons better than last week. And Simon liked her last week. Zucko says she should get at least some points for not forgetting her lines this week. I concur. Randall says it was a perfect song choice and it was her best performance. Paula says she was flirtatious. Simon says it was fun and young, but a little shrieky in the middle and mentioned that she would be water cooler talk for more than just her singing. We all think he wants to Corey Clark her.
Baby JT is up next and his goal is to nail a song. Hey, he said it. He’s singing Don’t Let The Sun Catch You Crying. Even though he says he wants to be known for his voice, I would say that he needs to go to the dance with the girl that brung him. It was actually a solid vocal, but it was pretty boring. I’m not sure if going away from the fun stuff is how he’s going to win this show. Randall liked it though and Paula says he’s playing this game to win it and the arrangement was sexy and charming. Simon says it was his best performance because he had good control and it didn’t sound old fashioned. I guess tonight, they’re not worried about being bored. My dear mother thinks he’s cuter than JT as well. So does Zucko. His words, not mine.
Stephanie Edwards is going to sing a Dusty Springfield song called You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me. Now that’s a great name. Dusty Springfield. Lulu says that Stephanie reminds her of Beyonce. Really? You don’t say. My dear mother after just the first few words came out of Stephanie’s mouth, immediately said, “Oh I already don’t like her performance.” The songs are big, but the performances are boring. I don’t even hear the singing sometimes because the lack of stage presence stands out so much. Randall says it was a little pitchy. Paula mentions clothing. Not good when she mentions clothing. Simon says he thinks she’s losing her edge and soul and that it was a bit “night clubby”. Eddy Zucko says it was just ok.
Blake Lewis is singing Time Of The Season. Peter Noone is the teacher for the boys as Lulu teaches the girls. I’m not sure if I said that above. Blake is dressed in pajamas. He’s got the Jamiroquai voice going on tonight. He adds a little beat boxing before going back into the song. His singing is fine and he’s actually showing an interesting range. It was a subtle performance, but very solid. Randall says he put together an edgy performance and it was brilliant. Paula says this season is for Blake. And then she says she wants to make out with him sometime. Ok, she didn’t really say that. But you know she wanted to. Simon says it was a million times better than last week. I think dear mother and Zucko enjoyed the performance as well.
Lakisha Jones is next and she’s singing Diamonds Are Forever. This is the same song Kanye West sampled for his hit last year, Diamonds From Sierra Leone. This is one of those songs that only Lakisha can pull off. The song doesn’t have many high points in which she could simply hit note after note, even though she gets to do it at the end. But it’s one of those songs that most people wouldn’t have even come close to touching. Dear mother says it was good and Lakisha is one of her favorites. Randall says he didn’t feel enough Lakisha even though she hit that big note. Paula says a bunch of stuff about the diamonds she’s wearing. Simon says it was Lakisha in 50 years and was old fashioned. I have a feeling there’s going to be a lot of that. If they were worried about old fashioned, why did they pick this genre? Phillip Stacey is next with Tobacco Road and my dear mother says that some guys look great bald, but not Phillip. Eddy Zucko immediately piped in with Michael Jordan and my next-door neighbor Billy Parker as those who are handsome with the bald look. Because of HD, you can actually see the stains on Phillip’s shirt. And the fact that I’m actually looking at stains on his shirt can tell you what I think about his performance. Very karaoke. Dear mother says it’s probably the right song for him, but he’s just singing it badly. Zucko says he’s out of his element. My dad chimes in by saying that he butchered it and he was saved by the band. Randall says he has a strong upper register and it was pretty good. Paula says it was a good choice of song though it was a bit pitchy. Simon says he wasn’t crazy about it and says it was a third division bar band performance.
Jordin Sparks is singing I Who Have Nothing by Shirley Bassey. From the looks of the practice sessions, she might hit a home run with this one. So far so good. This could be her night. I’m kind of speechless. It was THAT good. Randall says it was one of the best performances we’ll see tonight. Paula says a good singer is a good singer. They need to put her words of wisdom on fortune cookies. Simon says even though he wanted to jump off a bridge because it was depressing, but she sung it beautifully.
Sanjaya Malakar is signing You Really Got Me. I’m not sure if there could’ve been a worse song choice. There’s this little girl in the audience who is crying. And I think it’s because she loved him, not because it’s horrible. He actually sounds like he has a cold. Maybe the worst vocal I’ve ever heard in the history of American Idol. And guess what? He’s sticking around another week. Who is more memorable? Bald headed Phillip or Sanjaya? Randall says he came out of his shell and it was the best performance of the season. Zucko says the singing wasn’t great though. He’s disagreeing with Randall. Paula says she hopes he had fun. Simon says the little girl’s face says it all. Sanjaya hugs her in the audience.

Smiling Sanjaya
Gina Glocksen is next with Paint It Black. Eddy Zucko says she got her hairstyle from Hea Jin. This is very much right up her alley. She’s wearing black. The song is called Paint It Black. But she has a red streak in her hair. Zucko says it wasn’t one of his favorites. Randall says it was pitchy in spots. Paula says it was better than last week. Simon says it was so off melody and horrible.
Chris Sleigh is up next and in this case, I wish I didn’t have the HD picture. Let’s just say that he’s not a handsome man. And with HD, it’s worse. He’s singing She’s Not There. While Chris is singing his heart out and sounding pretty good, someone flashed a Bringing Chubby Back sign and Eddy Zucko wondered if it was for him or Lakisha. Bad Eddy Zucko. He did a fine job. Randall says he was a little ahead of the beat but it wound up good and ended really strong. Paula says the vocals were good. Simon says it was fun and a good choice of song.
Melinda Doolittle is singing As Long As He Needs Me. Zucko says she has a neck. I think maybe her chin just comes down very far. My dad just said there’s something wrong with her shoulders. The vocal performance is slightly more polished than Jordin’s, but not as raw. I think I liked Jordin’s performance better, but only by a hair. Zucko tried to predict Randall’s comment by saying it wasn’t his favorite from her, but it was still good. Let’s see what Randall said. Randall said we saved the best for last. Zucko was wrong. Paula says she’s in a league of her own. Simon says it was an impeccable vocal. Dear mother says she did great.
All of us think Phillip is the one who will probably leave. I think there’s a small chance Gina or Stephanie could leave just because their performances weren’t memorable. But I think one thing is quite certain. Sanjaya, the Teflon Don is sticking around for another week.
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