I thought this was going to be hard for some, but too many of you now are readers of TMZ and Perez Hilton. I may have to start doing a historical quote feature or something now.
Here was the quote.
I am not wearing a thong. I just hiked my bathing suit up so I could get just the butt cheeks of my bathing-suit tan. I was lazy and I was tired and I just rolled over and was like, ?Dad, will you please put lotion on my back.? Jeez, he changed like my diaper and stuff. Seriously.
You were supposed to give me the name of the person and her “dad”.
Cactus Jim said, ”That?s gotta be Brooke Hogan talking about my second favorite American Gladiator announcer, Hulk Hogan, Brother.”
I hope his favorite overall Gladiator is the beautiful Crush. And I hope it’s not The Beast.
Michelle said, ”Easy peasy. Brooke Hogan. I saw one of the episodes of her new show on a plane last night. The show is not that good.”
She’s very much so a reader of Perez Hilton. I used to get e-mailed links all the time.
George said, ”Dear Lord, thank you for not giving me daughters and for keeping the gfs of my sons far away from me. I owe you, God.
Thanks.
Your pal,
George”
Just be thankful you don’t have any sons named Nick who speed race.
Eddy Zucko said, ”I was going to say Rando, but it?s starting to sound like it was Brooke.”
Young Randall and Hal? Jeez.
Nak said, ”Brooke Hogan, Zuko has the picture as his screen saver at work.”
I know he has her CD.
Will said, ”Miley Cyrus? Just cuz Billy Ray is an expert tanning lotion applicator.”
Thank you Will for not peaking. You’re a good man.
Jessica said, “Poor Brooke Hogan.”
If Linda takes anymore of the Hulkster’s money, she’s definitely going to be poor.
HJ said, ”Brooke Hogan talkin about the Hulkster?saw it on TMZ. LOL”
I’ve never seen TMZ and LOL right next to each other before. Only HJ.
Money Mike said, ”Brooke Hogan, AKA She Lookalikeaman.”
From what I understand, Brooke looks a lot like Linda when she was younger. So you can’t just blame the Hulkster for that one.
Yes, yes, yes. It was Brooke Hogan.
And here is the offending picture.
Hey! I don’t read Perez Hilton at all, unless you send me a link. I only know about this incident because of you. No cheating here, just lots of paying close attention to you.
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woohoo, i think i got 2 right at this game~
Will the Hulkster ever give up the mustasche, shades, and bandana look?
Never. And if he wasn’t in swimming trunks, he’d have been wearing the fanny pack.
If I was the Hulkster I’d keep working my right down the line slathering all the honeys up with suntan lotion. Good thing I’m not the Hulkster.
I think Brooke is cute! She definitely has masculine features, but she is not ugly by any means. Eva Mendes looks pretty manly too, but still pretty.
I don’t think it’s only in Brooke’s face. It’s also that in heels, she’s like 6’3’‘ with this Hulk Hogan like shoulders.
I mean look at this picture with her and her horse.
http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/fergie_and_brooke_hogan_2.jpg
oh yeah, she is definitely an Amazon Woman lol, just saying it’s not fair to say SheLookLikeAMan that’s all. Grace Jones lookalikeaman…China lookalikeaman…New York lookalikeaman…but not Brooke. ;p
George Kleidon used to always say, he’d rather be in Chyna.
While wearing his Test pants.
Oh, Miko, you are so wrong!!
Brooke Lookalikeaman!!!!
Chances that I’m ever in my life going to roll over and ask my dad to put suntan lotion on my butt? Zero. That is just creepy and wrong.