I thought this was going to be hard for some, but too many of you now are readers of TMZ and Perez Hilton. I may have to start doing a historical quote feature or something now.
Here was the quote.
I am not wearing a thong. I just hiked my bathing suit up so I could get just the butt cheeks of my bathing-suit tan. I was lazy and I was tired and I just rolled over and was like, ?Dad, will you please put lotion on my back.? Jeez, he changed like my diaper and stuff. Seriously.
You were supposed to give me the name of the person and her “dad”.
Cactus Jim said, ”That?s gotta be Brooke Hogan talking about my second favorite American Gladiator announcer, Hulk Hogan, Brother.”
I hope his favorite overall Gladiator is the beautiful Crush. And I hope it’s not The Beast.
Michelle said, ”Easy peasy. Brooke Hogan. I saw one of the episodes of her new show on a plane last night. The show is not that good.”
She’s very much so a reader of Perez Hilton. I used to get e-mailed links all the time.
George said, ”Dear Lord, thank you for not giving me daughters and for keeping the gfs of my sons far away from me. I owe you, God.
Just be thankful you don’t have any sons named Nick who speed race.
Eddy Zucko said, ”I was going to say Rando, but it?s starting to sound like it was Brooke.”
Young Randall and Hal? Jeez.
Nak said, ”Brooke Hogan, Zuko has the picture as his screen saver at work.”
I know he has her CD.
Will said, ”Miley Cyrus? Just cuz Billy Ray is an expert tanning lotion applicator.”
Thank you Will for not peaking. You’re a good man.
Jessica said, “Poor Brooke Hogan.”
If Linda takes anymore of the Hulkster’s money, she’s definitely going to be poor.
HJ said, ”Brooke Hogan talkin about the Hulkster?saw it on TMZ. LOL”
I’ve never seen TMZ and LOL right next to each other before. Only HJ.
Money Mike said, ”Brooke Hogan, AKA She Lookalikeaman.”
From what I understand, Brooke looks a lot like Linda when she was younger. So you can’t just blame the Hulkster for that one.
Yes, yes, yes. It was Brooke Hogan.
And here is the offending picture.