I wasn’t even thinking about finding a quote for another couple months, but my friend Michelle, herself a veteran of the gossip rags, found a quote and told me that I should use. It was too great not to.

It’s actually a very timely quote. With the Summer Olympics underway, someone asked this celebrity about creating his own Olympics event (yes, it’s a guy) so that he could win a gold medal.

His response?

Who could have sex the longest. I think that’s an event I can do well in.

The sex Olympics?

Who said this?