Great Great Man Award #3
Posted on | December 17, 2008 | 2 Comments
Based on our vote in late September to find the third recipient of the Great Great Man Award, you may already know the winner.
Our second winner was a man for which the term, “I’m ghost like Swayze” was created in his honor.
Onto our third winner. One of his two middle name’s is Preysler, and I’m not sure if it’s an ode to Elvis, but it would be a great story if it was. He’s the son of a famous singer whose most popular song was about all the girls he’s loved before, and then did cover of a song that in English, translates to “Kiss Me Much.” What a great man he is.
This young lad recorded several albums in Spanish and earned a decent sized U.S. fanbase while never really recording much music in English. It wasn’t until 1999 that he was truly discovered by America after his song Bailamos was chosen to be on the soundtrack to Will Smith’s terrible movie Wild Wild West.
And while the man has sold millions upon millions upon millions of records, that’s not why he’s on the list. More so than any other reason, I respect this great great man for who he puts in his videos. He was putting in every single hot girl in his videos and while most knew who Jennifer Love Hewitt was, not everyone knew that she was a sex symbol. Thanks to Enrique (and some magazine covers), people eventually found out. I can be your hero baby.
He also took Anna Kournikova away from the rest of the male society. They supposedly met on his video for Escape, which makes him one of the smartest men in America. I wish I could make music videos.
There was another reason why I thought this man would make a great great man. But he removed that reason in 2003. He had a very ugly and disgustingly hairy mole that would’ve turned off any female. But because he wore it, they thought it gave his face character. It also might’ve been starting to grow whiskers from it that he could twirl when in heavy song writing thought. But he removed it for no good reason at all. Actually, if the removal was for health reasons, I take that last statement back. He also proved Howard Stern wrong by singing Rhythm Divine live after Stern heard a recording of him singing it and thinking he was a big hoax.
Where is our Great Great Man today? Well, he’s still with Miss Kournikova and he’s still making music. And really, she can’t ever leave him right? Because, she can run, she can hide, but she can’t escape his love.
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December 18th, 2008 @ 9:32 am
He’s sooo hot! Thanks to the people for making him the recipient of the Great Great Man Award #3.
November 23rd, 2009 @ 11:44 pm
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