When my buddy GB told me that he was going to be live blogging the Grammys tonight for SonicClash, it felt like a weight was lifted off my shoulders. He’s on the East Coast and he was going to be able to see it and blog it live and that left me with the option of not having to blog it, or even just bailing out on the show altogether. But then, I felt a tug on my heart. My little old home blog screamed out. It said that the home blog was home to several Grammys blogs before SonicClash was even a twinkle in GB’s eye.
Several years ago when writing the Grammys’ blog, I used to joke that the show was so long that I’d have to constantly fuel up with coffee just to keep up with the show. That’s no different here, but for now, I’m staying away from the coffee. I’m going with crystal-lite and rock star energy drink right now. Let’s see if I need to move onto coffee after a couple of hours.
(GB’s three-post opus is here, here, and here.)
The show starts at 8:00PM sharp and away we go.
8:01: Lady GaGa’s camel toe is opening up the show by singing Poker Face. Thank God for whoever created waxing.
8:03: GaGa and professional Grammys’ collaborator Elton John perform a duet with leaky eye black over their faces. Just watching GaGa sometimes makes you want to immediately take a shower.
8:07: Stephen Colbert tries to do stand-up and dies before a live audience. RIP.
8:12: Song of the year goes to a song with these lyrics, “Up in the club, we just broke up, I’m doing my own little thing/You decided to dip but now you wanna trip, cuz another brother noticed me.” If you guessed Beyonce’s Single Ladies, you are a winner. It might be the first time song writers won an award for a song that had the words, dip and trip rhymed together.
8:14: Green Day goes Broadway. I didn’t think I’d have to go make a sandwich so early in this Grammys.
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