Finally, after this, I’m done with 90210 season one.

- Naomi is now throwing the party that could get her suspended. All because Liam came around and she’s so happy.

- Damn, Ethan is catching feelings for Silver, and Dixon is his main homey. This isn’t ending well.

- Even sweaty, and ready to deliver a child, Adrianna is still hot.

- Uh oh, I wonder if Aunt Becky and the principal ate a brownie laced with marijuana. They did a pretty good impersonation of someone stoned, though I’m not sure if they’d be that jacked up on one brownie.

- Where’s Jim and Cindy when you need them?

- Brenda’s back! And yep, the road still owns her.

- What? Jim Walsh is dying? This show is starting to freak me out. Jim Walsh can’t die. Ok, Adrianna was just sleeping. Jim Walsh is fine.
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It might’ve taken me nearly all year, but I only have two shows left to blog for season one.

- They’re doing the old “don’t drink at the prom” like they did 15 years ago. Donna Martin can only graduate once.

- Silver is doing some fake tanning and they actually showed her in near bra and underwear. Let’s just say, up top, two bee stings.

- Liam just asked Naomi to the prom and she screamed loudly. Little does she know that she was only asked because Liam was forced to get more involved in the school so that he didn’t have to go to Military School.

- Annie just agreed to go to the “sophomore” prom with a nerdy dude just to show Liam that her nice girl is no act. This isn’t going to end well.

- Ethan is going to “All-American Lacrosse Camp” for hopes of getting a scholarship. Wait, I thought guy’s lacrosse it wasn’t a college varsity sport.

- Pity date nerd boy just called Annie out for not being interested in him and bailed. Who didn’t see that one coming?

- Kelly was once Naomi’s sister Jen’s guidance counselor and didn’t write a great recommendation for her because she was a cheater in school, even though she was smart. Jen said, “Payback is a bitch!” Ok, she didn’t really say that. But she is moving in on Kelly’s boy toy Ryan.
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Since season 2 is starting already, and I’m not blogging it, I might as well finish up blogging the last 3 episodes of the first season right?

- Adrianna and Navid just dropped the keeping the baby and marriage bomb on their friends.

- Naomi is telling Adrianna all the thing she’s going to miss and Navid had this, “Um, guys, I’m standing right here,” look on his face.

- Naomi’s sister Jenn helped Naomi sabotage their dad into letting Naomi have her trust fund five years early. Where have I heard the words “trust fund” in 90210 before?

- Naomi’s sister is also trying to get at Kelly Taylor’s boy toy.

- The girls decided to throw Adrianna a baby shower. Rather than try to figure out how 16 year olds pay for a baby shower that probably costs about $50,000, I’ll just not really worry about it.

- Liam gets the dudes some fake IDs so they can hit a burlesque show. Burlesque show? Do they really have those still?

- Navid’s mom tries to put one last guilt trip on Adrianna to not keep the kid. Have I said that Adrianna makes one hot pregnant woman? And then Adrianna takes a narcotic. Why?

- Navid meets a girl trying to pledge a sorority who thinks he shouldn’t get married. All of a sudden, he’s come to a realization. His parents, nor his friends can get him to change his mind, but a stranger pledging at a sorority does. Hmmmm.

- Annie was talking to Liam and Naomi saw them through a glass door. Annie’s calling him out for being an ass, yet Naomi still thinks there’s something going on.

- Ok, Navid didn’t listen to anyone. All he saw was that he wanted Adrianna more than anyone else and at 16, he’s done looking.

- Adrianna tells Navid that she took drugs. She threw it up, but that was her vice. She’s not ready to be a mom.

- Not only did Jenn sabotage her dad, she’s in the process of sabotaging her sis.

We’ve seen the return of Brenda Walsh, Kelly Taylor, and Donna Martin. When are we going to see everyone else? I think Jason Priestly even directed an episode or two. Where’s Ian Ziering? Are you telling me that Ian Ziering is busy these days? What about Gabrielle Carteris? You’re telling me that she can’t come on the show? Well, I forgot, we’re in the HD generation. She probably doesn’t want to go there.

This season is shortly wrapping up and we’re almost done. I am not doing this next year, but I’m going to finish out the run baby!

I think some of the show was cut off so I missed the beginning.

- Um yah, I sure missed something because Navid and my favorite 90210 woman of all time (not including Toni Marchette), Adrianna are day dreaming about the baby. I think Navid wants to call the baby (which isn’t even biologically his) Habib.

- Looks like Naomi is staying with Annie, Dix, and the fam. And she’s not necessarily the best guest.

- Silver is going to an all girl’s school and her uniform reminds me of Kimberly from Diff’rent Strokes.

- Adrianna tells Naomi that she’s getting married to Navid and keeping the baby. She reminds Adrianna that she hasn’t told Navid that it’s Tai’s baby. Oh noes. Read More

I’m trying to catch up here. What’s cool for me is that right around this time, I started recording the show in HD, which wasn’t available when I first started watching.

- Let’s see. Naomi and Annie are best buds. Liam and Ethan are best buds. Kelly and Donna are best buds. They might call this show Friends after a few more episodes like this.

- Donna named her child Ruby. That was what my cousin Manny wanted to name his son Raiden. He also wanted to name him Tiger and Silver.

- Donna says if she moves back to Beverly Hills, it could mean divorce from David. Maybe he can just sing, “Keep It Together” to her all over again. “Baby it’s you girl. Girl you got it going on. Let’s keep it together.” Ok, the fact that I know that song by heart is probably disgusting.

- Dixon just told Silver that she should, “Fake it ’til you make it.” He can’t take that one. That’s my line. No wait, my line is, “Fake it to make it.”

- Naomi’s dad is being sued for sexual harassment. Yay! Wait, that’s not the proper reaction I was supposed to have. Bad blogger.
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Ok, so Silver made us forget Emily Valentine. Well, I’ll say that age made us forget Emily Valentine. I’ve seen her recently and let’s just say that the road has owned her. Now, we get to see Silver, the mental patient.

- Kelly is overdoing the babying of Silver and it looks like it’s only going to push her away.

- Silver wants Dixon to go somewhere over spring break and not worry about her. Well, if Dixon has too much fun, it’s her fault. She let him go.

- Kelly’s scruffy boy toy is asking some of his class to help out poor people and build houses. Ethan said yes. Annie and Dix are going on a road trip. Liam has to go, so Naomi decided to go too.

- And then Donna Martin showed up. All hell is about to break loose.

- Oh yah, Silver is Donna’s half sister in law. She’s also in from Japan where she is a fashion designer. Where’s David?
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I have four episodes of this show sitting on my DVR. I better get through some of these in a hurry.

- Silver ended the last episode as the new Emily Valentine and she’s what you’d call “bat shirt” crazy.

- Adrianna looks as pretty as ever. If she was about 5 years older, she’d be number one on my list.

- The search is on for the disappearing Silver.

- By the way, Dixon told his parents that he had sex with Silver and she filmed him. Moms is trippin’ out.

- Silver is going back to the source to learn about Dixon, whatever the source is.

- Oh man, Jackie Taylor!
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It has been over two months since I last blogged about this show. And when it came back from reruns, I was nowhere to be found. Actually, I was just busy. So why don’t I just get going now since if I wait until tomorrow, I’ll be three behind.

I don’t even remember where we left off.

- A thought has just crossed my mind. The girl who plays Annie is named Shenae Grimes. If Martin Lawrence was directing 90210, she’d be Shenaenae. Ha! (Fine, moving on.)

- Dixon and Silver are hittin’ some skins man. Sorry, I’m still thinking about if Martin were directing. They were knocking boots instead.

- Ethan is cold dogging out Annie. I think it’s because she has no boobs. Oh wait, I forgot. It’s because she took Rhonda’s story and made it her own.

- Have I said how much I love the Adrianna character? Well, I haven’t been here in two months, so I can say it again.
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I have been fairly happy with the last two shows. Even though the story lines still go a mile a minute, at least the stories have been more smartly written. I think we need one or two really long story arcs that are interesting and stretch out maybe until the end of the year. If they want to keep the other choppy story lines where it’s here today and gone tomorrow, fine. But just give us a couple of long and lasting ones that mean something.

As you can tell from last week, I’m all for Julie from Friday Night Lights joining the cast.

- Silver is all about her man Dixon. She’s now obsessed.

- Ethan is spending so much time with Julie from FNL that Annie thinks she should drive into a tree to get as much sympathy. Jeez.

- Naveed just threw poor Adrianna under the bus, when just a couple weeks ago, he was all about him some Adrianna.

- This is what I’m talking about. Last week, we saw that Julie from FNL was lying about her injuries. And not 5 minutes into this week, she comes clean with Ethan. According to these writers, you tell a story by having a beginning and an end. There is no middle.

- Wait, Julie from FNL’s name is Rhonda? I must’ve forgotten and that must be a joke.

- Silver tried to pull a Steve Sanders and slip the restaurant host some money so that she could book a table for her Valentine’s Day dinner with Dixon. But rather than the Steve Sanders benjamin, she tried to slip him ten bucks.

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Before we get to the latest episode, there is actual evidence that Tori Spelling is indeed coming back to the show.

Since it doesn’t look like Brian Austin Green is coming back anytime soon, maybe they can bring back Jamie Walters (aka Ray Pruitt) so he can apologize one more time and get people off his back for pushing Donna down the stairs. He should’ve just told her to hold on.

Alright, where we last left our wannabe heroes, Adrianna needed to tell Tai that the baby was his, Ethan might be dead, and Dixon dumped Silver.

- In the first 30 seconds, we see Ethan walk out towards Annie. He’s fine. So much for a cliff hanger. I guess the person he hit is in surgery.

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